Hokai... so... here is the earth... chilling… damn... that is a sweet earth you might say… round… ALRIGHT…
Ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, and the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we’re definitely going to blow ourselves up.
HOKAY... so… basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US… with nukes… we’ve got about 26 hundred more than anybody else… WHATEVER... anyway
One day, we decided that those Chinese sons of bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at china… While it’s on its way... China’s like "shit shit... what the fuck is shooting us?"
"Oh well… fire missals"
Then France is like " SHIT GUYS… we got THE MISSLES they ARE COMEING,… fire our shit. "But I’m le tired!"
"Well… have a nap… THEN FIRE Z MISSLES"
Meanwhile, Australia is down there like "WTF mates"
India, Israel, and Pakistan launch there shit so now we’ve got missals flying everywere… passing each other.
Russia is like "AHHH I’m on the line!"
Then England is like "About that time eh chap" … "right-o"
So Now the US is like "fuck we’re dumb ass’s"
Canada is like "what’s going on, eh?"
Australia is still like "WTF mates?"
Mars is laughing at us and sum huge meteor is like "well fuck that"
So now we’ve got nuclear winter everyone is dead except Australia and there still like "WTF?"… But they’ll be dead soon … fucking kangaroos.
But assuming that we don’t blown ourselves up us Californians just have to worry about California breaking of the US to go hang w/ Hawaii. Alaska can come to.
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